VROOM! VROOM!
The false-hearted “martyr” scum
They ran and cried and tried to hide
When Tank All Mighty took his ride
Crushing, killing, devastating
Blasting, burning, obliterating
With rocket fire generous
Our heavy metal pugilist
Destroyed every terrorist
O how our murderous philanthropist
Made it safe again to go outside
Hooray for Tank All Mighty!
May God bless his noble ride.
For Dominick Sarno.